We need to talk. Our last show of the Piano’s residency in New York City is this Tuesday (Jan. 30th). If you haven’t come yet, this is your last chance to see what all the hullabaloo is about. That’s right, hullabaloo.

If that’s not compelling enough, let me tell you a little story about last weeks show. It involves the most beautiful woman in all of reality television. Padma Lakshmi was at Piano’s after our show. I had the following conversation with her:

Adam: “I have a shirt that says ‘I Padma” (this is true)
Padma: “I have a shirt that says ‘I Adam Abrutyn”
Adam: “Word”
Padma: “Take me home with you”

That may be revisionism, and I can’t promise that my story is verbatim, but I can tell you this; I was charming and I think we’re getting married. Moral of the story, come to Piano’s to see Ezra Furman and the Harpoons play and get the chance to embarrass yourself in front of your celebrity crush. It worked for me.

Love,
Adam